i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
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My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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