My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He? As in you personified your dick?
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