Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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