she woke up with a sticky ear
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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