Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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