I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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