Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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