I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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