Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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