i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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