belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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