I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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