There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Randomize