the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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