I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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