It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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