Pants 0. Shit 1.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
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When did angry sex become our thing?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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