I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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