1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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