Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Hippo gnu deer
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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