Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
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just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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