I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
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Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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