It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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