make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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