So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Just high enough for therapy.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
You almost got us killed.
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