His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
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How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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