how hairy? two words: wookie tits
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
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The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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