dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
His hands were made for my vagina.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Randomize
