i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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