hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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