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I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
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That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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