you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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