no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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