she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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