I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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