yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
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I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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