So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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