Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
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High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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