scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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