i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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