I forgot how hot balto sounded
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I love you. Go after that dick
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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