Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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