She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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