just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Your penis caused this!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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