Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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