By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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