at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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