Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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