i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I wish you could order shots online.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
