As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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