just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Do plants get herpes?
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