nut hugger
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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