My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
