I CAN MOONWALK!
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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