When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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