He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
No more Irish car bombs ever.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
The beers last night were like the tears from god
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
